THE FINE PRINT

The Game Plan

• No worries, I’ll create everything we agreed on, but if you suddenly want more (like turning your logo into a mural or making your cat the mascot), I’m down — but it’ll cost extra!

Show Me the $$

• Pay me on time, please. Half of your total is required up front as a deposit and the remainder is due at product delivery. Late payments might result in delay of work, awkward reminder texts/emails, and passive-aggressive GIFs.

Oops, Try Again..

• You get 2 rounds of revisions. After that, I charge by the hour — because even Picasso had to call it quits at some point.

Who Owns What?

• Once you’ve paid in full, the final designs are all yours. But I might show them off in our portfolio because I’m proud of my work (and I need content for Instagram).

Breakups Happen

• If either of us wants out, no hard feeling, but you will not get your deposit back unfortunately — think of it as a “we tried” fee.

Pinky Promises

• I’ll keep your top-secret business ideas hush-hush. You keep my design secrets hush-hush. Deal?

It’s not me..it’s you

• If your new logo doesn’t instantly make you a millionaire, don’t blame me. I design cool stuff, but I’m not a wizard, Harry.

Time Is an Illusion

• I’ll hit deadlines if you hit yours (like giving feedback or sending assets like branding pics). If not, the timeline stretches — just like your last DIY project.

File Delivery

• I’ll send your files in the formats you need, or I can stick them on a USB. If you suddenly decide you want them as ancient runes or on a floppy disk, we’ll have to chat.

Drama-Free Zone

• If things get messy, let’s try to work it out like adults. If not, we’ll handle it in court (or hopefully over coffee, whichever works)

Website Updates & Support

• Websites come with a 30-day bug fix period after launch. Ongoing maintenance plans are available at an additional cost, cowboy.